[00:00:01] Speaker A: What? Ooh, sorry, Jeremy. Not one. You know what that means.
[00:00:06] Speaker B: No, please. I have three kids. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a sec, Kayla. This podcast is not for kids. Content warnings can be found in the episode description. Go ahead.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to tales from the tabletop. I am your too spooky for September. DM Jeff Lunter.
[00:01:02] Speaker A: And I am your just spooky enough. DM Kayla Williams. Woo.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: Kayla. I am just loving this fall weather. Everything's so beautiful out. I was like, oh, man, 60 degrees. I love it. And then it was 87 a day and I'm sweating my dick off. What the fuck is going on?
[00:01:18] Speaker A: Kayla, we are in the special time of year where in the morning it is chilly enough to wear a sweater and you feel the fall vibes. And then in the afternoon, it is fucking 80 degrees, sweltering hot. You have to take your sweater off.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: I look so cute in my cardigan. In the morning, I roll into work like, hello, kitties. I've got some candy in my pocket, and then I have to take it off because the candy's melted. It's just.
[00:01:41] Speaker A: It's bad peppermints and werther's all melted together in your pocket.
[00:01:46] Speaker B: I unironically carry werther's with me at all times, bro.
[00:01:50] Speaker A: I definitely look better in the fall when it's cold because my wardrobe is definitely tailored to winter. I look very cute in sweaters and all of my clothes. But summer, I just have nothing. I don't know what to wear.
[00:02:03] Speaker B: We live in the midwest, dog. We don't fucking plan for summer. We plan for winter every. We're like pioneers. We're like the people back in the fucking old days. Oregon trail. You don't plan for summer. You plan for wilt winter in the midwest. Just every day, like, well, hopefully grandma doesn't die a dysentery this winter class. I'm grandma, 27 years old. That's why I have so many wrinkles. Grandma, 60.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: That's crazy. So old, bro.
[00:02:34] Speaker B: Welcome to the midwest.
[00:02:35] Speaker A: I am definitely the type of person who will celebrate shit way earlier than we're supposed to. I know, I know everybody hates that, but I just. If I could celebrate something for as long as possible just to hold on to some semblance of joy, I will take it, bro.
[00:02:50] Speaker B: Yeah, but if it's Christmas, you aren't putting up Christmas shit, are you?
[00:02:55] Speaker A: I don't put up Christmas shit, per se.
[00:02:58] Speaker B: All right, here's the real question. Let's see if the cult of Kayla disowns you and puts me as their leader. That's Christmas or Halloween. Which one's better?
[00:03:06] Speaker A: Christmas.
[00:03:06] Speaker B: Cause I can celebrate it longer, you fucking fool.
[00:03:09] Speaker A: Christmas is a three month long holiday.
[00:03:11] Speaker B: Fucking fool. What do you mean it's three months?
[00:03:14] Speaker A: I celebrate it for three months.
[00:03:16] Speaker B: You celebrate it during Halloween?
[00:03:18] Speaker A: No, just immediately afterwards.
[00:03:21] Speaker B: So it's two months.
[00:03:22] Speaker A: I'm like that Mariah Carey meme where as soon as the Halloween is over, I smash the pumpkins and then Christmas.
[00:03:29] Speaker B: Think about Halloween. You just let Halloween pass by so quickly.
[00:03:33] Speaker A: I enjoy Halloween. I love a good pumpkin. I dress up. I like Halloween. I'm a spooky girl. This podcast is literally spooky themed. Tales from the or not tales from the crypt. That's what I meant, tales from the crypt. I was gonna say tales from the crypto.
[00:03:48] Speaker B: No, not tales from the crypt. Not the one that I was trying to say. Hey, guys. Hey, call to Kayla. Let's have a talk real quick behind Kayla's back. Kayla, look, there's some keys.
[00:03:59] Speaker A: Where?
[00:03:59] Speaker B: I lost my keys.
[00:04:01] Speaker A: Huh?
[00:04:02] Speaker B: She doesn't like Halloween getter.
[00:04:06] Speaker A: Jeff, I can't find the keys anywhere. Are you sure you put them over?
[00:04:09] Speaker B: Do you hear someone knocking at your door?
[00:04:11] Speaker A: Huh?
[00:04:11] Speaker B: I think they're coming to get you.
[00:04:13] Speaker A: I knew this day would come.
You are giving yourself the audio engineering problems now?
[00:04:21] Speaker B: No, I just. I cut my. Yeah, look, I learned from. I learned my lesson from last podcast. I was like, why did this 1 hour podcast take 3 hours to edit? Oh. Cause I need to do. Do audio engineering.
[00:04:34] Speaker A: I need to do doo doo doo.
[00:04:35] Speaker B: You're like, hey, make sure you get some poolish sounds. Go find some pulley sounds. Also, go. We're in a tower.
Go ahead.
[00:04:44] Speaker A: I need you to use your mind's eye to put us in this tower and really immerse the folks, get the.
[00:04:50] Speaker B: Folks really into it with my squeaking sounds. That's Kayla in a nutshell. She, like, gives me the notes after the podcast. Most of the notes are, Jeff, you suck. But there's also some that are like, jeff, make sure to include as many sound bites that you can find for free.
[00:05:09] Speaker A: For free is important.
[00:05:10] Speaker B: For free is very important.
[00:05:11] Speaker A: If he buys them, that's a cop out.
Or make them yourself.
[00:05:16] Speaker B: I don't know. You're gonna have me do fully. You're gonna have me sit in a sound closet. This is what Kayla does, guys. Unrealistic expectations.
[00:05:25] Speaker A: When I was really. I would see those videos of Foley artists doing the most insane shit to get the sound that they wanted, and I wanted to be them so bad.
[00:05:35] Speaker B: They're like, oh, what do we do for thunder? I don't know. Punch a locker?
[00:05:39] Speaker A: They get to have so much fun. I cannot take their jobs seriously.
[00:05:43] Speaker B: Disney shit, bro. Anyways, we're obsessing over the wrong things about Halloween. What's obsess over? The right things, like D and D horror stories.
[00:05:51] Speaker A: Yeah, this one's not D and D, though. This is from RPG horror stories. This one is. What?
[00:05:57] Speaker B: You're going first?
[00:05:58] Speaker A: Yeah. You did the intro. Did I not go first last week?
[00:06:01] Speaker B: No, you went second. No, you did go first last week and I went second and copped out of my Star wars stories. Memble. Hey, Kayla. Membo.
[00:06:10] Speaker A: Oh, my God. This is what happens. We have been very good recently, guys. Yeah, we've been so good in recording a lot.
[00:06:18] Speaker B: Yes. We've been fucking stacking these and they all sound great. And we like to not date ourselves, but.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: But all of them are blending together.
[00:06:25] Speaker B: Never forget. But anyways, we just said we weren't gonna make the joke, but that's all I'm saying. When we do this series, we usually. It's coming fresh off of losing a game in League of Legends. So Kayla. I gotta make sure Kayla at least loses so she can bring that negative hyper energy that you get from the torture that is leagued. Hey, how's that going, buddy?
[00:06:50] Speaker A: How many games today? I won? Okay, so context. League of Legends is a MoBA game that is free to play.
[00:06:56] Speaker B: They know what League of Legends is. If they play D and D, or if they're on the Internet, they know what league is.
[00:07:01] Speaker A: All that to say? I was a little bit late to record today because I had started a game of League of legends and it went longer than intended.
[00:07:12] Speaker B: Wow. 650. I can knock the shout.
[00:07:16] Speaker A: That's not. I clap. That's gonna be an editing nightmare for you. I was like, oh, I could fuck. I'm a God at this game. I could just knock it out in like 2 seconds and it's no big deal.
[00:07:27] Speaker B: Yeah, if you didn't have to rely on four others, then maybe. But nine times out of ten. So I have a D and D horror story.
[00:07:34] Speaker A: Yeah, you go first.
[00:07:35] Speaker B: You listen.
[00:07:37] Speaker A: I'll listen.
[00:07:37] Speaker B: You're gonna listen. Why are you gonna shut the fuck up?
[00:07:40] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:07:40] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:07:41] Speaker A: Jacob. My partner told me that the last episode wasn't as good because we didn't shut the fuck up. He was like, I don't know. You guys just didn't stay on topic. And I was like, honestly.
[00:07:51] Speaker B: Yeah, your partner fucking betrayed us. Cause that's one of the reviews this week on the podcast. That's bullshit.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: He left the review.
[00:07:59] Speaker B: No, he didn't. But it's funny if he did. It's funnier thinking he did.
[00:08:03] Speaker A: This is alt account. I don't read the reviews.
[00:08:06] Speaker B: Rpg horror stories. This is what this is coming from. From Digi. Digidragon, Mk 24. Yo, that's like, digimon guy. That's cool. I think it's a lot of fucking words. This one is entitled Server disappearing act. Now, this campaign was over a year ago and only lasted one session. For context, this was my third d and d game when this story took place. Also, sorry if the story is formatted weird. I'm artistic and struggle with grammar, so please bear with me.
[00:08:36] Speaker A: I'm also artistic.
[00:08:37] Speaker B: I like calling it artistic instead of autistic. It's just a little funny. Little gaga guy.
[00:08:42] Speaker A: It's just a little joke between us.
[00:08:44] Speaker B: So the cast is me, DM, barbarian fighter, gothel, sorcerer, and ranger.
[00:08:50] Speaker A: What is a gothel?
[00:08:52] Speaker B: You might wonder why one of the cast members has a name while the rest are called their classes. Kayla.
[00:08:56] Speaker A: Hmm.
[00:08:57] Speaker B: I legit. So I was reading this story, and I googled Gothel, and this was the first result was this rpg horror story. I'm like, yo, what? So then they literally explain the next sentence. The reason is because there were two sorcerers in the party and wanted. Oh. And I wanted to make it apparent which one I'm referring to.
[00:09:16] Speaker A: Oh, gothel.
[00:09:16] Speaker B: So it's literally the fucking character name. I'm, like, fucking stupid. What is a gothel, bro? I don't have that for my fantasy Tinder cast.
So first things first. Context. We were starting at level one. I was playing a kobold bard named Sapphire Wyvern. That's sick.
[00:09:33] Speaker A: That's actually pretty sick.
[00:09:35] Speaker B: No, I was about to make fun of it, bro. That's not sick. No, it's actually pretty cool.
[00:09:38] Speaker A: You just don't have taste, Kayla.
[00:09:40] Speaker B: You have Tumblr. That's why you think it's cool.
[00:09:43] Speaker A: Fair enough.
[00:09:44] Speaker B: Tl doctor for her backstory is her brother was killed without her knowing, and she started searching for him. SME, barbarian, and sorcerer were newbies in the group. What'd you say?
[00:09:53] Speaker A: I said, spoilers. Why is the tl doctor at the beginning?
[00:09:57] Speaker B: No, that's their backstory for the character, bro. That's important.
[00:10:01] Speaker A: Huh?
[00:10:01] Speaker B: The session started with a party meeting in the town. Sapphire was playing a few songs and asking if people saw her brother. Oh, my God. This is the fucking nightmare. Like, imagine.
Imagine a fucking musician. Like, whoa, what's good? Thanks for coming out tonight. I really appreciate you guys coming out to foundry social, baby. Hey, we just played our second show anyways. Have you guys seen my brother?
[00:10:26] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:10:26] Speaker B: No, but, like, for real? Come on, dude. Have you seen my brother?
[00:10:30] Speaker A: Get off the stage.
So stupid.
[00:10:35] Speaker B: Sapphire was playing a few songs and asking if people saw her brother. Gothel came over and claimed to see him briefly, causing out of game confusion when he rolled for deception after claiming that DM shut him down and let him know that PCs are off limits for that kind of thing.
[00:10:51] Speaker A: What?
[00:10:53] Speaker B: Oh, the dude, just like, yeah, I saw your brother.
[00:10:55] Speaker A: Oh, PCs. I thought he meant NPC's. I was like, isn't that the point, to lie to them?
[00:11:01] Speaker B: Look, I understand creating the scene and helping your DM create this scene where you're like, oh, and the server comes over and I grab a bottle and shatter it over a dude's head. That's fine. I don't mind that. But to be like, hey, you know your backstory. I solved it.
[00:11:13] Speaker A: Why can't you lie to the other PCs, though? That's my question.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: No, no, no. They're saying that, like, you can't just claim that, like, I saw them, and then. I don't know. That's weird.
[00:11:25] Speaker A: I feel like if you're a strong enough player.
[00:11:26] Speaker B: No, I just realized. I reread that, Kayla. I'm smart. I reread that. I agree with you. They're lying about that kind of thing. They're not just telling a story detail.
[00:11:36] Speaker A: Yeah. They're not saying, oh, I know where your brother is, and, like, inserting it, but they're lying like a liar.
[00:11:40] Speaker B: Interesting. So PCs are off limits for that kind of thing. I don't know if I like that.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: Guys, I swear to God we can read a. I swear to God we know how to read it. I'm so sorry. Please keep listening to us.
[00:11:50] Speaker B: There's a reason. You know what? This episode. Kayla, I'm not editing any of your mistakes because we all know how to read. You gotta stand by it. Called it Kayla hay a lot. No, I'm kidding. After some time. I don't want it to be a three hour episode. After some time, an earthquake of some sort broke the ground open and our party were sent in the earth below. One quick gathering at the party later, and a battle was started. During said battle, goffel went into melee and was knocked out quite quick. I healed him on my turn and. And had her say in character to be more careful. Gothel then tries to attack from a distance, but misses, and later got knocked out again.
[00:12:25] Speaker A: I fired and I missed. I fired and I missed, and I.
[00:12:28] Speaker B: Missed, and then I did it again. I found out I'm gonna do it again.
[00:12:31] Speaker A: I missed both times, and then I fired again, and then I missed.
[00:12:35] Speaker B: That was first combat every session.
Okay, so Kayla immediately, two days after we record the podcast, her telling, like, oh, yeah, I love fucking playing Dresden. Dresden's really fun for story development. I hate Dresden. You're so mad at dreams.
[00:12:52] Speaker A: Sound like that.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: I hate Dresden. My name's Kayla Williams.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:12:57] Speaker B: So upset I've given you.
[00:12:59] Speaker A: All right, all right. Can we get back to the story, please?
[00:13:01] Speaker B: I'm very good at listening because they rolled poorly. That's the point. That's the point I was getting at first combat, and Sapphire had already used both her spells healing Gothel. Naturally, she's not happy and tells them that she's annoyed that she used up her magic that fast because of his carelessness and suggests that the barbarian lead the charge. Instead, he proceeds to charge ahead and almost get himself knocked out again. The fight worked out in our favor, but Sapphire was very annoyed by Gothel at this point and suggested he stay in the back since she can't heal them. Gothel listened this time, but when the party ran into a cornered animal, he tried to intimidate them and failed, which provoked it, and combat began again. And they did a little, like, emoji in here. Like, you know, the dash dash face.
[00:13:42] Speaker A: Oh, like squinting. Like, hmm. That's the sound that emoji makes.
[00:13:49] Speaker B: After that, the session went pretty normal, and everyone was looking forward to next session. However, when the time came, the server was gone, both from roll 20 and discord.
[00:14:02] Speaker A: What?
[00:14:03] Speaker B: I was confused by this and reached out through DM's to DM and the players. Barbarian and sorcerer were first to respond and were just as confused as I was. Later, Goffel responded and said that DM told him that the session was canceled because of infighting allegedly caused by the barbarian sorcerer and I.
[00:14:23] Speaker A: What?
[00:14:25] Speaker B: That's the thing. You need to be able to disconnect the two. Like, how do you. How are you? So as a DM, like, people argue. You guys argue all the holy shit. I have to sit through you guys arguing every week in fucking Dresden, bro.
[00:14:40] Speaker A: But it's cute when we do it.
[00:14:41] Speaker B: Well, yeah, I'm not gonna cancel the campaign. Cause your characters are arguing. I love the social conflict. Not everything goes smoothly. You guys are real people dealing with real things and reacting in a real way.
[00:14:52] Speaker A: I think this is a red flag because of the way the DM reacted. Like, you can't lie to another PC and you can't disagree with the other PCs. Cause it didn't sound like they were fighting for real.
[00:15:04] Speaker B: No, it just sounds like, hey, I'm annoyed with you. What the fuck? And it's like, obviously they're not really.
[00:15:09] Speaker A: Unless they are, then that's a problem.
[00:15:11] Speaker B: Gothel said he doubted that, though, since if that was the case, then how do you explain the same people forming a group chat to find out what happened? Later, DM responded and said that deaths in the family made things too stressful. Aw, yikes, dude. Apparently he was gonna tell the whole server before he shut it down, but chose not to, since, in their words, it would just be deleted right after. Anyway, before I could respond, he removed me as a friend. And since his settings prevented DM's, unless you were either friends or have a friend, a common server, I couldn't respond. I'm still friends with barbarian, sorcerer, and gothel, though I have not talked to them in a while. Hopefully they're doing all right.
[00:15:46] Speaker A: Seems a little dramatic.
[00:15:48] Speaker B: Yeah, it's.
I don't know. Like, I understand. I've used that excuse to get out of work, but not, like, out of dming, bro. The fuck?
[00:15:58] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, not everybody can hang, and you can certainly walk away from it in the end, but to just delete it and not say anything and then have them have to, like, pry it out of you just to be like, bye. I don't want to talk to any of you anymore.
[00:16:13] Speaker B: I don't want to hear you. I don't want to see you. I don't want to smell you. Fuck you. Don't argue. I don't want to deal with you anymore.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: I can understand not wanting to play a game together, but it seemed like they didn't even want to be friends afterwards. Like, what the fuck is that?
[00:16:25] Speaker B: Maybe it's one of those weird. It's weird to us because we found each other the way we did, but there are those services where people go into, like, Reddit, and they're like, I need a d and d master. Wait, what the fuck? I say I need a dungeon master.
[00:16:38] Speaker A: Just call me d and d master. I know many things. I'm the master of Dungeons Washington dragons.
[00:16:46] Speaker B: My name's Matt Master. That's what I call myself, Matt Master. I know you wanted to play a critical role type game, and I hope that you don't.
[00:16:56] Speaker A: Just call me Master Lee Mulligan.
[00:17:00] Speaker B: Master Lee Mulligan. I mean, Lee. Master.
[00:17:03] Speaker A: Master. Master Mercer and Master Lee Mulligan, the two horsemen of the apocalypse.
Oh.
[00:17:14] Speaker B: So, Kayla. So, Jeff, I heard that it's fall season, right? And you said you have these really cute outfits to try.
[00:17:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Some might even call season.
[00:17:24] Speaker B: Did I just hear your phone vibrate?
[00:17:26] Speaker A: Huh?
[00:17:26] Speaker B: I just heard you got a little notification on your phone. I just heard it. I thought you were supposed to turn your phone off.
[00:17:31] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Sorry.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: Oh, it's going again. Okay.
[00:17:35] Speaker A: I'm just getting a lot of matches right now.
[00:17:38] Speaker B: Fantasy Tinder. I can't steal this from a bim, ma'am. I gotta deal through with another thing. We gotta come up with another.
[00:17:45] Speaker A: That's actually pretty good.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: No, it's literally from the adventure zone, season one. I can't do that. But welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of our favorite game show with the best points. But the points don't matter. That's right. The points don't matter. Just like the amount of swipes you get on a weekend in Cancun.
[00:18:07] Speaker A: They matter too much. Me.
[00:18:08] Speaker B: Welcome to everyone's favorite game, fantasy tinder. Okay, so, Kayla, we're gonna talk real quick. I want. We're gonna workshop. We workshopped at the first session. You know what I was thinking? I'm like, hmm? I should do something with the point system.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I think you should.
[00:18:25] Speaker B: So, Kayla, what should we do with the point system? Cause I did not plan that out.
[00:18:29] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Okay, so to start off, I get two points for even having to come back to this place.
[00:18:35] Speaker B: I was thinking you start at zero and I start at ten, right?
[00:18:38] Speaker A: That's insane.
[00:18:39] Speaker B: And then you subtract points. Or, like, let's see, there's three. Like. So. So if I. If you guess it in one, I lose a certain amount of points. You get three points for guessing.
[00:18:50] Speaker A: How do you get points?
[00:18:51] Speaker B: I lose points.
[00:18:53] Speaker A: How about I have to get a certain threshold, so I get three guesses, right? I get a point per how many clues? So if you give me the first clue, I get three points, I get two points, or I get one point.
[00:19:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:19:06] Speaker A: And I get zero points if I don't get any of them.
[00:19:08] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But where do I get points?
[00:19:10] Speaker A: I have to.
[00:19:12] Speaker B: I want to win, too.
[00:19:13] Speaker A: You can win by me losing. So if I don't reach a certain amount of points, I'm done.
[00:19:18] Speaker B: All right, so you need to get nine points.
[00:19:20] Speaker A: All right, well, let's set a threshold.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: No, I'm kidding. Let's set a threshold. Let's say if you get over five, you win.
[00:19:26] Speaker A: I like that.
[00:19:27] Speaker B: I think that's pretty reasonable.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: That's doable, right? Yeah, I think so.
[00:19:29] Speaker B: That's doable. We'll see. We'll see if you win, though. Cause the rules might change again.
[00:19:33] Speaker A: Okay, so I'm gonna pop a blood vessel.
[00:19:37] Speaker B: Kayla, have you done your d and D one research? Your d and D? 2024 research. Good, because we're not touching that system with a ten foot pole.
[00:19:45] Speaker A: I'm already stupid enough as it is when it comes to fucking races and classes and shit.
[00:19:50] Speaker B: Yeah, we're only doing fifth edition. So for all those Star wars nuts out there that love the different outlaws classes, not the game for you. Just kidding.
[00:20:00] Speaker A: Wait, can I beat Jar Jar Binks?
[00:20:01] Speaker B: Please don't. Please don't do that for me.
[00:20:03] Speaker A: Cause I love Tinder.
[00:20:06] Speaker B: On today of all days, never forget, Kayla, never forget to never do that voice again. All right, so this Kayla, can you open up your phone so I can look over your shoulder and see what the.
[00:20:17] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:20:17] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:20:17] Speaker A: Gotcha.
[00:20:18] Speaker B: Oh, okay. This person is named adventurous soliatus. Ooh, adventurous.
I wrote this, right? I wrote this.
[00:20:30] Speaker A: And you didn't say it out loud.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: I pronounced it and I was like, that makes sense.
[00:20:34] Speaker A: You're like, that's fucking sick.
[00:20:36] Speaker B: But I'm pretty sure I meant to say solo itis.
[00:20:38] Speaker A: What?
[00:20:39] Speaker B: But adventurous soleils. Well, here is your first clue, Kayla. Let's see if you can get to five. And if you get to five on the first or second round, we're changing the rules.
[00:20:50] Speaker A: Okay, that's crazy.
[00:20:53] Speaker B: The first clue. I hope you're into a threesome. That's the first clue?
[00:20:56] Speaker A: That's it.
[00:20:57] Speaker B: That's the clue.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: Threesome. Okay, give me the second one.
[00:21:00] Speaker B: This is. Oh, you're not even gonna try and guess on the first one? I mean.
[00:21:04] Speaker A: Fine, fine, I'll. Cold.
[00:21:05] Speaker B: Adventurous. Come on now, Kayla.
[00:21:07] Speaker A: Adventurous, bro.
[00:21:09] Speaker B: Solo. Urdus soluble.
[00:21:11] Speaker A: You are giving. Yes, honey, boots the house down. You are giving me nothing. They're into threesomes. What does that fucking do for me?
[00:21:20] Speaker B: Have you figured it out? I also don't think I'm gonna tell you the answer if you got it right. Cause I wanted you to hear all three clues and then I'll tell you how many points you got.
[00:21:27] Speaker A: Alright, then just give me the second one. I have nothing. Give me the second one.
[00:21:31] Speaker B: Well, you need to at least try and guess.
[00:21:32] Speaker A: So right now I'm thinking of a warlock because of their patron.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: Okay, I like that. All right, number two, I'm always up for a deep conversation about the cosmic forces that shape our destinies.
[00:21:47] Speaker A: Ooh. Okay, wizard.
[00:21:49] Speaker B: Okay, so you guessed first warlock. First round was warlock, second round was wizard.
[00:21:54] Speaker A: I'm widening my chances.
[00:21:56] Speaker B: Let's talk about some of adventurous solo likes.
[00:22:01] Speaker A: He'll get it eventually, don't worry. Chat.
[00:22:02] Speaker B: Baja blast. Moon shaped cookies and dot, dot, dot. The moon.
[00:22:08] Speaker A: The moon.
[00:22:09] Speaker B: Baja blast.
[00:22:10] Speaker A: Is it a salune? Paladin.
[00:22:12] Speaker B: The hell are you on about, bruv?
[00:22:14] Speaker A: The moon.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: We're not gonna do the secondary classes until later on. Till we run out of classes.
[00:22:21] Speaker A: Until we run out of classes, which.
[00:22:24] Speaker B: There'S only, like, eleven, so I don't think this game is very foolproof.
[00:22:27] Speaker A: Someone is screaming at me. I can tell.
[00:22:29] Speaker B: What's your third guess? Your third grasp was a saloon, Paladin.
[00:22:32] Speaker A: We'll just say paladin.
[00:22:33] Speaker B: I think you just said some shit. I don't know if that's a thing. In D and D. Salune.
[00:22:37] Speaker A: Are you kidding me?
[00:22:38] Speaker B: I don't know the D and d gods. That's why I put chat.
[00:22:41] Speaker A: Don't tell him.
[00:22:42] Speaker B: Chat don't tell him. So, Kayla, you get three points for that one. You guessed warlock on the first one, and I'm pissed.
[00:22:47] Speaker A: I'm literally the best.
[00:22:50] Speaker B: I thought that would have led you to bard or something like that, but I'm proud of you. That was pretty good, Kayla.
[00:22:55] Speaker A: Thank you. What can I say? I'm literally the best. I can only do it once. The rest of them, I'm not going to get. Wait. Warlock, with their stars and shit?
[00:23:04] Speaker B: Yeah, they love cosmic forces and dealing with their entity. Like, their. Their patron is the threesome you get. You, me and the patron.
[00:23:12] Speaker A: Where do you come with?
[00:23:13] Speaker B: I mean, that's it. That's the fucking patron dog. That's the patron. Okay, adventurous. Are you going to swipe right or.
[00:23:20] Speaker A: I think I'm going to swipe left.
[00:23:22] Speaker B: Aw, damn.
[00:23:23] Speaker A: Three's a correct venturius.
[00:23:25] Speaker B: Maybe next time, brother. All right, our next candidate. Our lovely. Oh, do you see his name? That's a cute picture. Look at them. Dinkle Smurf.
[00:23:32] Speaker A: Ugh.
[00:23:33] Speaker B: I like Dinkle Smurf. He has a nice nose.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: Uh, this is my tinder, Jeff.
[00:23:38] Speaker B: Hey, Kayla.
[00:23:38] Speaker A: What?
[00:23:39] Speaker B: Dinkle Smurf is looking for someone super into books and spells.
[00:23:42] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Um, is he a wizard?
[00:23:44] Speaker B: I don't know. Dinkle Smurf, are you.
[00:23:46] Speaker A: Let me go to the next picture.
[00:23:47] Speaker B: He can't answer. Cause it's his picture. Oh. Oh, also, Dinklesmurf works part time at a cell phone repair shop. What?
[00:23:56] Speaker A: Wow. I love a man with hobbies.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: I like that. It's like, have you ever seen the cell phone repair shops? CPR, and it has, like, a red cross. I'm like, bro, this is illegal. Imagine if someone's dying and they're like, I got. I gotta go to hospital. I gotta go to the fucking hospital. And they walk into the store and they're like, sorry, dog, I can fix your screen. That's all I can do. My bad, bro.
[00:24:17] Speaker A: They got the tools to do open heart surgery back there. I fucking know it. I know they do.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: I know you got something, bro. I'm tired.
Use that little magnet to get the bullet out, please.
[00:24:27] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Yeah, they probably could.
[00:24:29] Speaker B: All right. They work part time at a cell phone repair shop.
[00:24:32] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:24:32] Speaker B: And they're really into books and spells.
[00:24:34] Speaker A: Um, books and spells, huh?
[00:24:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:38] Speaker A: And they work at a cell phone repair shop.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:24:41] Speaker A: I'm gonna stay with wizard. I feel like that's a dorkish thing to do.
[00:24:46] Speaker B: I make a mean martini. That's weird that they put that in there. That shows that they're also an alcoholic.
[00:24:51] Speaker A: This throws a wrench into things.
[00:24:53] Speaker B: They make a mean martini.
[00:24:55] Speaker A: A mean martini.
[00:24:57] Speaker B: Five, four, three. No, I'm just kidding.
[00:25:00] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Just the 24th theme of Bink, Bink, bink.
[00:25:05] Speaker B: No, stop.
I can't get that. Legally.
[00:25:08] Speaker A: Legally.
[00:25:09] Speaker B: Legally speaking, I can't call mister. He has dementia. He does. I don't even think he remembers he did that show.
[00:25:14] Speaker A: He was also a nightmare to work with, apparently.
[00:25:17] Speaker B: Was Bruce Willis in 24. Who's in 24, Caleb?
[00:25:19] Speaker A: Just some guy.
[00:25:20] Speaker B: There's some guy.
[00:25:21] Speaker A: There's some fucking guy.
[00:25:23] Speaker B: Anyway, no, it's key for Sutherland. I messed. I changed it.
[00:25:28] Speaker A: I changed it.
[00:25:30] Speaker B: Well, Kayla, let's hear what your guess is.
[00:25:32] Speaker A: I stuck on Wizard. I don't know. That's all.
[00:25:35] Speaker B: Wizard for all three.
[00:25:36] Speaker A: Wizard for all three. I cannot think of something else.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: I'm scrolling down a bit. Whoa. That is very bold of them to put just their flat dick on fucking fantasy Tinder. Oh, my God. Rules. All right, let's scroll past the dick. Oh, don't look at it, dude.
[00:25:49] Speaker A: So I can't look away. Dude, it's crazy.
[00:25:52] Speaker B: Dinkle Smurf is an artificer. I am sorry, Kayla.
[00:25:56] Speaker A: What?
Oh, that would explain that. Explain why he has a little cog around his dick.
[00:26:02] Speaker B: Oh, God, he has a cog. Oh, my God. Why are we scrolling back down? Stop looking.
[00:26:06] Speaker A: Stop looking.
[00:26:06] Speaker B: He has a cog around his penis.
[00:26:08] Speaker A: Left, left.
[00:26:09] Speaker B: Okay, well, sorry. Sorry. Dinkle Smurf.
[00:26:12] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I accidentally super liked him.
[00:26:14] Speaker B: Oh, no. What does that mean?
So, Kayla, this girl's pretty. Look at this. Look at this person here. They're pretty. They're kind of cute. They got this, like, weird, like, punk rock look going on. That's pretty cool, dude. Good for them. Well, this is Misty Lark.
[00:26:31] Speaker A: I'm already into it.
[00:26:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. I figured you would be.
Well, Misty Lark, it's weird that this is the first thing they put on their profile, but they're like, I'm naturally good at everything. Monk, 100% think this is your brand easily. This is your kind of girl right here. I'm naturally good at everything. Someone who matches your ego, because I'm.
[00:26:51] Speaker A: Naturally good at everything.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: So you think Monk?
[00:26:54] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:26:55] Speaker B: All right, first instinct. Have to keep. Continue. First instinct. I have a wild side winky face. They don't say. Actually, you know what? I put a little winky face emoji when I wrote this down. They put asterisk. Winky face. Asterisk.
[00:27:09] Speaker A: Huh?
[00:27:09] Speaker B: I have a wild side.
[00:27:11] Speaker A: Druid. Druid. Druid, wink, wink. Okay, now I'm switching to druid natural wild. She's probably gonna turn into a wolf.
[00:27:20] Speaker B: I'm naturally good at everything, and I have a wild side winky face, but also, like, magical spontaneity is my love language.
[00:27:28] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Druid all the way. Full send. Scroll to the bottom.
[00:27:34] Speaker B: Call to Kayla. They already are betraying you for your. Your love for Christmas over Halloween. You are counting down the days until Kelly Clarkson emerges from our caccoon cat.
[00:27:47] Speaker A: Coon.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: I say caccoon. I know that's not right. I'm not going to put the pronunciation here. I know that's what you're expecting from me, but I don't do that because I'm naturally good at everything. I have a wild side and magical monster language.
[00:28:00] Speaker A: Cocoon.
[00:28:01] Speaker B: Cocoon. No. Sorry, Kayla. That is zero points for you, which means I win this week's mini game.
I win. I'm so good at fantasy Tinder. They were a sorcerer.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: This game is fucking rigged. Dude.
[00:28:16] Speaker B: Dude, you just don't know anything.
[00:28:19] Speaker A: Naturally good wild.
[00:28:21] Speaker B: Yeah, because think about it. Naturally good at everything because, like, sorcerers don't have to learn magic. They're just given it through their bloodline.
[00:28:30] Speaker A: Damn. They're the fucking nepo. You should have done a Nepo baby joke.
[00:28:34] Speaker B: Why would I do a Nepo baby joke? I was going with a fantasy high joke.
[00:28:37] Speaker A: I'm not.
[00:28:38] Speaker B: Because they have a sorcerer class at Fantasy High, and they literally do nothing because they're all just good at magic already.
[00:28:45] Speaker A: Damn, that's crazy.
[00:28:47] Speaker B: The wild side was like, wild magic sorcerer, swipe right. Oh, misty lark. Oh, she messaged you back. And it's a dick every time, dude.
[00:28:58] Speaker A: I'm into it. Oh, finally, it's my turn to read this story.
[00:29:06] Speaker B: I'm sick of getting dicks sent to me on. It's like the first thing. There's not even a hello. They don't even hit me with the Obi Wan Kenobi. Hello there.
[00:29:14] Speaker A: It's cause you're on Grindr, Jeff.
[00:29:16] Speaker B: I can't help it.
[00:29:17] Speaker A: I can't help but grind, bro.
[00:29:20] Speaker B: I didn't get the invite to fantasy Tinder. It's very, very recluse.
[00:29:24] Speaker A: Recluse? You mean exclusive?
[00:29:27] Speaker B: I meant to say exclusive, but I'm doubling down on recluse. It's for people that are. It's like the buy themselves in their home.
[00:29:34] Speaker A: Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's never going to happen.
[00:29:37] Speaker B: Recluse.
[00:29:38] Speaker A: It's so recluse. All right, so I got a story for you, Jeff.
[00:29:41] Speaker B: I am here to listen.
[00:29:42] Speaker A: Jeff popped his little sleepy pillies, so I've got t -20 before he knocks out on me, we're going to read him a little bedtime story, really kick things off, really put him to sleep like a wild animal. This one is hot off the presses. It was posted eight days ago on RSS artpG horror stories.
[00:30:02] Speaker B: Eight minutes ago? Like, damn, bro, I'm not kidding voice. It's me, Kayla.
[00:30:07] Speaker A: I did find it 53 minutes after it was posted, so that's the closest we're probably gonna get.
[00:30:12] Speaker B: God damn dog hasn't even been edited. They haven't even had a chance to yell at people in the comments yet.
[00:30:17] Speaker A: It's by severe formal 1132. The title is got killed on. On the first session of my first game ever. Am I the asshole?
[00:30:27] Speaker B: I'm a victim. Am I the asshole?
[00:30:29] Speaker A: What says something that makes them a victim, but am I the asshole? My bitch wife deleted my.
[00:30:37] Speaker B: My bitch wife deleted my first. I had the letter a on Reddit. I was the first one to make the letter a account. My bitch wife deleted it.
[00:30:49] Speaker A: Okay, so I'll be saying that everything is all right now. So this is more of a could I have done anything better kind of post. It all began when my boyfriend invited me to play gurps. G u r p s with his.
[00:31:03] Speaker B: Wait, are you good, Kayla? Do we need to do another take on that?
[00:31:07] Speaker A: No, it's called gurps.
[00:31:09] Speaker B: Kayla, seriously, we can do another take on that. It's fine.
[00:31:13] Speaker A: No, it's called gurps.
[00:31:15] Speaker B: I love gurps. I have, like, three Gurps books. Gurps. I have fresh. I have three gershbergs.
[00:31:23] Speaker A: For those of you who don't know, it is a very punishing system.
[00:31:29] Speaker B: Kayla's over here googling gurps. No, not that kind of gurp.
[00:31:33] Speaker A: I had to fucking google it. Cause I had never heard of it before, and I was like, what the fuck is that? Are they just making things up?
[00:31:39] Speaker B: I was playing gurps. That's what we call d and d in Minnesota.
[00:31:43] Speaker A: Exactly. Just like craps. I had previously mentioned him that I was into tabletop games, but I never had actually played one. So when he said that he would talk to his DM about adding me to their recently started campaign, I was thrilled.
[00:31:58] Speaker B: I do like the idea of them being like, I'm into roleplay, and he's like, ao, and she's like, like, tabletop. Tabletop roleplay.
[00:32:05] Speaker A: The tabletop kind.
[00:32:07] Speaker B: Tabletop role play.
[00:32:08] Speaker A: Common misconception, not mutually exclusive. A few days passed, and the DM got in touch with me to tell me about the campaign and start character creation. It was a post nuclear war campaign heavily inspired in the fallout saga. Also, he said that even though it was supposed to be in this world, the other players weren't necessarily human. So, for example, magic was allowed. I wanted something simpler. So I chose to be a 57 year old apathetic medic that survived the war because, as an essential worker, was given a place in the bunker for her and her newborn son 16 years ago. So 15 years after that, her son escapes the bunker, and her goal is to search the unknown world and find him. The DM loved her, and I loved her more. I literally made fan art of her the day after I created her.
[00:32:59] Speaker B: Wow. More like day of with our fucking d and d crew, am I right? I swear, they'll just draw while we're talking and playing.
[00:33:06] Speaker A: I fall so deeply in love with my characters, so I really empathize with this. And after I looked a little bit more into the system, it's very front heavy work. So you have to do a lot to flesh out your character. In the character creation process before you.
[00:33:22] Speaker B: Is there, like, a lot of questions and stuff like that? I've never played gurps. I just happen to have a lot of books of gurps.
[00:33:27] Speaker A: From my understanding, it's pretty front heavy. Okay, but what do I know?
[00:33:31] Speaker B: Like, more than Dresden was. Cause Dresden was like, make the world bitches.
[00:33:35] Speaker A: I think so. I think it's like a skill tree type of beat. I'm not sure I could be mixing two things together.
Future us. If I'm wrong, can you put it in here?
[00:33:46] Speaker B: No, thanks.
[00:33:47] Speaker A: Future us.
[00:33:48] Speaker B: No.
[00:33:49] Speaker A: A week or so before the group game, I played a solo session with the DM so that he could introduce me to the mechanics of the game and so that I would have an organic inclusion in the game that had already started. I had so much fun, and I couldn't wait to play with everyone else. This off to such a good start. It's about to get tragic.
[00:34:07] Speaker B: I couldn't wait to play. I was so excited to play and do some roleplay.
[00:34:12] Speaker A: You got fantasy Tinder on the mind still, you little nasty.
[00:34:15] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I keep looking at Dinkle Smurf's dick, and I'm like, kayla, you should need to take it off your phone. It's illegal to take screenshots on fantasy Tinder.
[00:34:24] Speaker A: I have an app that lets me screenshot it without being detected.
[00:34:26] Speaker B: The Tinder police will track you down.
They know. Eldritch blast, you can't run.
[00:34:33] Speaker A: And so it happened. There were a few things that were wrong from the start. We were a total of nine players. Mage cowboy, crazy robo grandpa, cop, druid, rogue, mysterious cape guy, and scientist.
[00:34:48] Speaker B: Hey, I'm cop. That's me. I'm cop guy. I'm the guy.
[00:34:51] Speaker A: Oh, cowboy.
[00:34:52] Speaker B: I want to play a cop.
[00:34:54] Speaker A: I'm cop.
[00:34:55] Speaker B: I'm crazy robo grandpa.
[00:34:58] Speaker A: You fucking players.
[00:34:59] Speaker B: Dude, I'm 52 years old.
[00:35:01] Speaker A: So it got really messy when everyone started doing their own thing. Also, it was really hard to role play when everyone talked at the same time.
[00:35:09] Speaker B: Jesus. Imagine dming that. Imagine dming for a group of nine.
[00:35:14] Speaker A: That's too many. There needs to be a cap, like, at some point for nine people.
[00:35:19] Speaker B: Yeah. So we were having a party at my friend's house. I don't know if it's their birthday or whatever. And I had mentioned offhand tales from the loop, and they're like, oh, that's so interesting. Cause tales from the loop is very similar to stranger things. And that was happening at the time. And everyone's like, oh, my God, it was happening. It was happening. So I sat everyone around the table. We did a session, we created our characters, and it was. Didn't go too bad. It was pretty fun.
[00:35:43] Speaker A: I guess maybe in that type of setting it's a little bit better, but these people seem like they did not have any social synergy at all. At one point, the DM started describing a semi violent protest outside the building we were in and then told me that I could see my son leading it. Note, no one really knows much about my character at this point, and almost everything about them is kept a secret between the players in the DM.
[00:36:09] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:36:10] Speaker A: I said that I wanted to reach him, but then Cowboy said, no, she can't reach him. I grab my gun and I shoot him.
[00:36:17] Speaker B: Oh, christ, no.
[00:36:19] Speaker A: What he said in cowboy.
[00:36:22] Speaker B: He said, in cowboy.
[00:36:23] Speaker A: Oh, that's not in the story. That's just. That's just for me.
[00:36:26] Speaker B: Wow. Thanks, Kayla on an improv queen.
[00:36:28] Speaker A: His logic was that as he was an agitator, the fastest thing to end the quote unquote riot was to end him. End him. Kill him. To kill him.
[00:36:38] Speaker B: It was to end him.
[00:36:40] Speaker A: I was sorry. I got a little lost in the saws. That was dramatic.
[00:36:43] Speaker B: It's okay. It happens.
[00:36:44] Speaker A: I was shocked. So I asked the DM if I could see him do that. He said yes. So I described how my character screamed with desperation, don't do it. He did not care and shot his gun. The DM said that as my son was so far away, he missed. But even so, I was appalled. So in the heat of the moment, I shot cowboy in the arm. My reasoning being that without an arm, he couldn't shoot his gun anymore. And as I was the medic, once the fuss calmed down, I could heal him. Well, I was wrong. He shot my character in the head with his other hand, and I died.
[00:37:18] Speaker B: Don't shoot me in the arm. That. There's my shooting arm.
[00:37:22] Speaker A: There's my shooting arm. Take my other shooting arm. Bambidextrous. Someone dying. The ambidextrous cowboy killed my character.
Fucking five minutes in, bro.
[00:37:34] Speaker B: Five minutes.
[00:37:35] Speaker A: Already done.
[00:37:35] Speaker B: Oh, who's that? Your son? Get him.
[00:37:38] Speaker A: Bow. Bow. Bow. I was so shocked and sad, I even went to the bathroom to cry a little. Aw, me too. I feel that. And the fact that the mage kept asking to cremate my body when it was implied that I would be revived wasn't helping at all.
[00:37:56] Speaker B: No.
[00:37:56] Speaker A: I eventually got revived by the power of the script, but I had mentally checked out of the game by that time.
[00:38:03] Speaker B: What is the power of the script?
[00:38:05] Speaker A: They probably just made an excuse to revive her.
[00:38:08] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:38:08] Speaker A: Like plot armor. I want to clarify that I tried my best to keep it together and not make a scandal, because after all, I brought it on myself. A few days later, I talked with the DM, and he said, that he was sorry about how everything turned out and that I didnt do anything wrong as my actions in the game were justified. Also, I talked to Cowboy, and he apologized and made sure that we werent having any hard feelings after the game. I know that starting a PvP in my first session ever wasnt the smartest move, but I cant help but wonder, could I have done anything different?
[00:38:42] Speaker B: You were. You did it perfectly. You're not an asshole. This is the one. This is the one. See, when women come to Reddit, they're right.
[00:38:51] Speaker A: Exactly. You know what? We are always right.
[00:38:54] Speaker B: Yeah, 100%. When women come to Reddit, they're like, am I the asshole? And it's like, no shit, you aren't. You really aren't.
[00:39:01] Speaker A: You really aren't.
[00:39:01] Speaker B: You're just second guessing your actions because you caused a little bit of conflict that's uncomfortable and made you cry in the bathroom. I understand that. I get that. I cry in the bathroom after every session. I am right there with you.
I'm like, hey, I gotta go. Guys wake up early and, like, they can hear it in my voice. One time, I forgot to end the call and I, they just heard the sobbing.
[00:39:23] Speaker A: He was really sad. I get that, like, in a pathetic way.
[00:39:27] Speaker B: It's because the character I introduced I thought was really funny. No one laughed, and I got really upset that no one laughed. And sometimes you make jokes. That's not a joke.
[00:39:37] Speaker A: He's about to cry right now.
[00:39:38] Speaker B: Okay, we're good. I had to cut that out. Thank you, Kayla, for bringing me back from the brink.
[00:39:44] Speaker A: Yeah, don't forget to cut that out, Jeff. Okay.
[00:39:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:39:47] Speaker A: Cool, cool, cool. Technically, the op started the PvP, but I feel like the PvP tension began before that even happened. The inciting incident, you know? Yes. The cowboy didn't know, but he had the chance to, like, stop and miss, you know? And I don't understand why you would create a character that would, well, I would create a character like that, but that's besides the point.
[00:40:11] Speaker B: No, but I would have done exactly what she did in that situation because.
[00:40:14] Speaker A: They invited Pvp onto themselves by disregarding their party member.
[00:40:20] Speaker B: I would have done like, hey, I push his arm away, like, don't, like, and then he misses the shot. Maybe something like that. But I like.
[00:40:27] Speaker A: And she was also inexperienced.
[00:40:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Maybe taking too violent of an action and expecting nothing in response was the only mistake they made. But inciting PvP in a game is never a bad bro. I love Pvp. That's all we do and while our.
[00:40:43] Speaker A: Characters are prone, like, in the real world, someone may actually react that way to be like, oh, God, they're trying to kill me. But as players, we have a little bit more agency to use our higher thinking skills. Right?
[00:40:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:40:56] Speaker A: Like, me as a player, I understand her shooting me in the arm means that she doesn't want me dead so I can role play, you know, shooting her, but I don't have to shoot her in the head of. That's kind of crazy. And the other player rubbing it in by kind of, like, suggesting they cremate her was kind of crazy.
[00:41:12] Speaker B: That is an insane response. You know what we should do with the body? Let's go ahead and burn the body.
[00:41:19] Speaker A: No, we can bring her back.
[00:41:20] Speaker B: The cowboy. No, we can't bring her back if she's burned all up.
[00:41:26] Speaker A: Oh, my God. That's fucking terrifying, Jeff.
[00:41:29] Speaker B: Hey, I think I know what my next villain isn't going to be. Smoking country boy.
[00:41:33] Speaker A: No, thank you.
[00:41:34] Speaker B: No, thank you. I'm a workshop it. New character next season's gonna be introduced.
[00:41:38] Speaker A: No, no, you can keep that all to yourself.
[00:41:40] Speaker B: My name's Jimithy.
[00:41:42] Speaker A: No, I don't like Jimothy.
[00:41:43] Speaker B: Jimothy Edwards.
[00:41:44] Speaker A: No, don't say that. He doesn't have a last name.
[00:41:47] Speaker B: Jimothy Edwards Thompson Edwards. My middle name.
[00:41:51] Speaker A: No, please.
[00:41:52] Speaker B: People call me Jed.
[00:41:54] Speaker A: Jed.
[00:41:55] Speaker B: It's a combination of my first and last name.
[00:41:58] Speaker A: Oh, my God. It's diabolical.
[00:42:01] Speaker B: Jimothy Edwards.
[00:42:03] Speaker A: I fucking hate this guy.
[00:42:06] Speaker B: It reminds me of, like, no country for old men or some shit. Just the worst possible hick on the planet.
[00:42:13] Speaker A: Oh, psychohic. That's what they called me in high school.
[00:42:16] Speaker B: Yeah, because you were from Duluth, Iowa, or whatever.
[00:42:18] Speaker A: All right, thank you so much for joining us, guys. Today's episode was a little all over the place.
[00:42:29] Speaker B: Hey, Kayla, don't forget, but today is episode 20. This is wild that we're on episode 20. I feel like we made it past the hurdle.
[00:42:38] Speaker A: Yes, making it to episode 20 is actually a really big deal. A lot of us quit before now.
[00:42:44] Speaker B: You know, for a bi weekly podcast. Getting to episode 20 and 52 weeks. Pretty good.
[00:42:50] Speaker A: Pretty good. We took a lot of breaks, but the fact that we're still here. You can't kill me, bitch.
[00:42:55] Speaker B: By the way, we are bi weekly. That hasn't changed. The only thing that has changed is that we're going to be uploading these on Wednesday. Now, that's going to be easier for me, easier for Kayla. Varied times. I want to once I get easy, like things more consistent now that we're putting some in the barrel. Lock, shock, and barrel, my favorite Halloween, guys, Kayla doesn't know him. She doesn't watch any Halloween movies, but that's crazy. Yeah, we're doing pretty fucking well. We got things in the works for our one year anniversary.
[00:43:26] Speaker A: Yeah, we've got a lot of special things planned for a one year anniversary, so don't miss out on that.
[00:43:31] Speaker B: We might play gurps.
[00:43:33] Speaker A: We'll workshop it.
[00:43:34] Speaker B: I think that's a good idea. I think GURPS is probably the new system from now on that are Star wars outlaws. It's up to you.
[00:43:42] Speaker A: Sounds like you're gonna throw up.
[00:43:44] Speaker B: I do feel like I'm gonna puke. Jimothy's coming out of me, and I really can't.
[00:43:49] Speaker A: All right, let's wrap this up. Please follow us on social media. You can find us at talesfromthetable top pod on most social media platforms. Tales from the tt. If we're on Twitter. Oh, my God.
[00:44:02] Speaker B: I'm just filling in. I'm helping.
[00:44:04] Speaker A: You're not helping. You're being creepy. Okay, tell them what social medias we have.
[00:44:08] Speaker B: We have a lot of social medias. Like, I'm back. What's going on? Did you finish?
[00:44:14] Speaker A: I just have to ask Jeff to do actual work to get him to shut up.
[00:44:17] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. Commit to the bit. Say what the social. Hey, Jeff. Say what they are.
[00:44:21] Speaker A: Fucking chest.
[00:44:22] Speaker B: Say what they are, guys. Say what they are. Say with me on TikTok and all the other social medias except Twitter, we are tails from the tabletop pod.
[00:44:33] Speaker A: Exactly right, Kayla? Am I gonna Facebook, Twitter, tales from the TT, Instagram, TikTok, those are our main social media platforms. You can also send us an
[email protected]. again, that is talesfromthetabletopodmail.com. we would love to hear your suggestions, your comments. We have a Google form that we attach to all of our podcast descriptions. So click that link. It's safe. I promise. We're not going to steal your information. We promise it's safe. Fill it out. Tell Jeff he looks nice for once. He really.
[00:45:08] Speaker B: We also have comments underneath if you're on Spotify. There's this really cool feature where you can comment on the podcast itself. Like this most recent podcast. Seven days ago, 14 days ago. Never forget. Sorry, I messed up my days.
This is on episode 19, channel your 2018. We got one person here, Jeff Lunter. They said, nice. Thank you, Jeff Lunter. I appreciate you taking the time to comment on our podcast.
[00:45:36] Speaker A: Thank you, Jeff.
[00:45:36] Speaker B: Telling us. Nice. And giving everyone an example of what you can do on this podcast right now. Now that you finished comment, tell me what you say. Tell me what you think. Go tell me what you think. And should I use Jimothy as a character reoccurring character on the podcast to create Kayla out every time? Because it is getting close to spooky season?
[00:45:54] Speaker A: Jimothy Edward Thompson gives me the fucking goosebumps.
[00:46:01] Speaker B: He's alright. We'll be okay.
[00:46:02] Speaker A: Oh, I don't like it.
[00:46:05] Speaker B: Why don't we round out for the evening?
[00:46:08] Speaker A: Thanks so much for joining us, everybody. I'm gonna fucking dip.
[00:46:11] Speaker B: Kayla's gonna throw up. Bye, guys.
[00:46:13] Speaker A: I've got matches to text.
[00:46:15] Speaker B: I got. Oh, shit. Hey, is that a date with Jimothy on fantasy Tinder? Hold on.
[00:46:21] Speaker A: See ya.
Jeff is taking his medication.
[00:46:32] Speaker B: All right, medication is taken. I do need a water.
[00:46:36] Speaker A: Is it the medication to make you funny? Cause thank God I'd previously mentioned that.
[00:46:43] Speaker B: Keeping that in.
[00:46:44] Speaker A: Fuck me, dude.
